I'm Todd Edwards, the Country Mile music librarian. It's my job to
keep the music, research the songs, and restore old recordings to broadcast
quality. Unfortunately, I am forced to perform my duties in the dungeon
known as the Country Mile Library. It's in the damp, dark basement
which must I share with various vermin. I believe this is inhumane
treatment, and I have asked to be moved upstairs, but so far to no avail.
Please sign my petition to show your support for my cause. Thanks,
and thank you for listening.